Give Me Love?

samephonewhothis:

frawgs:

frawgs:

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

WAIT THAT MEANS

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surra-de-bunda:

We live in a weird predatory culture where grown ass men will fantasize about 14-17 year old girls. Then wait until the exact day she turns 18 to voice how much they’ve BEEN wanting to smash her. It didn’t just happen the day she turned 18. You’ve been fantasizing about her. Now you just feel it’s normal because she’s “legally an adult”.

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gryphye:

just-shower-thoughts:

Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself.

Unfortunately, myself comes back with “yeah, but are YOU going to be the one to cook it?”

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fiddleabout:

chiribomb:

Xmas songs playing in stores in November: 🎶 born is the kiiing of Israeeeel 🎶

Me, a simple Jew doing my grocery shopping: well I didn’t vote for him

#i have been howling for ten muslim minutes

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zagreus:

gleelesbian:

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

there is no final version of yourself. we never stop growing or changing, nor should we. stop beating yourself up for not being ‘there’ yet.

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pansexualcookware:

they-better-be-mysterious:

blacksteelgajeel:

novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse

but rather than go on some journey to find some true love or whatever, she decides to use her last years to travel the seas with her crew and collect treasure and drink and be merry

and on the day of reckoning, she is falling more and more ill, and her crew gather all around her to say goodbye to their captain when suddenly the curse is broken. because she gave her whole heart to her ship and her crew, and expected nothing back.

#i like it  #i really like stories about True Love that isn’t the romantic kind (x)

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Oh oh oh oh oh yessssssssssss please

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bluethisisforyou:

you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey

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